Tuesday, October 8, 2013

I'm analyzing a goat for class, why? I don't know

Goats are smelly animals with the dubious talent of causing trouble. As they have very tough stomachs they can eat almost anything including metal or trash. This means that they are harder to kill then the average goldfish. To be fair this is part of a per-writing strategy called "Cubing".

Now I have to compare zip lock bags. Apparently I have to be "creative". So a zip lock bag is similar to Simeon Cowell. We need them around because they serve a function but we hate them just the same. Simeon Cowell is just rude and zip lock bags? They always leak when you least expect it. And almost always on something expensive.

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